Signs of Understanding

Enjoy signs of Melbourne..

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix


In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels


On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed


On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber


On a Church's Bill board:

7 days without God makes one weak


At a Tyre Store

Invite us to your next blow-out


On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts


In a Non-smoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action


On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push


At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place


On a Taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff


On a Fence:

Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!


At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment


Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

No appointment necessary. We hear you coming


In a Vets waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!


In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully. We'll wait


And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:

Best place in town to take a leak


Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'

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