Signs of Understanding

Enjoy signs of Melbourne..

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix



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In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels



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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels



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On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed



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On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber



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On a Church's Bill board:

7 days without God makes one weak



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At a Tyre Store

Invite us to your next blow-out



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On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts



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In a Non-smoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action



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On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push



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At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place



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On a Taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff



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On a Fence:

Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!



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At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment



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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

No appointment necessary. We hear you coming



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In a Vets waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!



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In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up



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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully. We'll wait



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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:

Best place in town to take a leak



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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'


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