Newsletter #234 | What's On Melbourne

Welcome to this week's Melbourne events, exhibitions, sports and community guide for Tuesday to Monday, June 28 to July 4.

This week... The School Holidays roll around with a shindig or two with the Burundian Independence Day Celebrations in Dandenong offering a day of drumming performances, music and food. Two of the big events for kids return for another year with the ever popular Fun4Kids Children's Festival in Warrnambool and the Melbourne Magic Festival in Northcote.

Speaking of magic, there's been the odd bit of sleight of hand in my own abode. Those familiar with past rants I've made concerning my ongoing struggle with lawn maintenance mightn't be surprised to know that the war wages on - albeit very sluggishly, I must confess.

The aforementioned sleight of hand concerns grass of an average height of 15 centimetres (I measure it, too and did the math) and hedge clippings which have now been magically whisked out of sight, crammed discretely into every ravenous nook and cranny available throughout the most awkward garden I've ever known. Truly, it's a disappearing act that'd make Doctor Who's Tardis turn red with shame.

With yet another inspection due any day now, should the Real Estate Agent find herself appalled by such trickery, I'll gladly point out to her each and every angle where she can stand and breathe in the dewy scent of freshly cut grass and have not a trace of hedge clippings invade the view partaken by her calculating, money-driven eyes.

I will then also gladly point out that "keeping up appearances"is the order of the day and that I have acted very much in line with her own dubious philosophy, something I learned while she had the audacity to stand there before me, explaining to a builder that the carport which could come crashing down at any unforseen moment doesn't need to be fixed "legally"- even after he'd pointed out to her the dangers that it poses to myself, my son, my girlfriend and her own children when visiting here.

Hedge clippings and long grass, were they to somehow fall upon the head of someone, are not known to inspire an outcome that at worst can result in lifetime paralysis or death. A lumbering monstrosity of a carport that creaks each time the wind blows and has been steadily declining since it was first torn apart in a gale last year in November, however, could quite possibly do such a thing.

So, by all means, should the surreptitious nature of my disposal of gardening waste offend her, I'll invite her to discuss matters in a civilised manner. I might also suggest we meet under the carport on a blustering, windy day.

It may not be safe, but I can assure her I've made every effort to be certain that the lawns will look nice from there.

Major Events
Burundian Independence Day Celebrations, held at The Castle at Dandenong's Hemmings Park, is a spectacular celebration as Melbourne's Burundian community put their talents and culture on show with traditional songs and dances, drumming and a special feast of traditional Burundian foods.
When: Saturday July 2 - 2pm to 6pm

Liquid Architecture, Australia's premier sound-arts festival, explores experimental methods of sound with performances and exhibitions by some of Australia's most imaginative musicians. The Victorian program features special concerts and sound installations held in Melbourne and Bendigo.
When: Until July 2

Northern Exposure Festival celebrates the creative community and arts culture entrenched in Northcote with a range of performances and art exhibitions held in shop fronts throughout Northcote's High Street. With visual art displays, artist talks and demonstrations, the festival includes vibrant artisans markets.
When: June 17 to July 3

School Holiday Guide
School Holiday Guide for all the latest on what to do with the kids during the Winter Holidays running from July 2 to 17. The holiday guide offers some of the best things to do over the holiday period for the young and young at heart, with events, tours and holiday care programs.. all in marvellous Melbourne!
Iluminated By Fire will see Federation Square transformed by some of Victoria's most gifted regional artists explore fire through art. With10 extraordinary projects installed, showcased also with talks and tours, the artworks will come alive at night with light displays and stunning fire imagery.
When: Wednesday to Sunday, June 29 to July 3

Beware, one of three exhibitions held at North Fitzroy's Red Gallery, is a solo show by Kirsty Fletcher, examining how scaly reptiles can be both threatening and tamed. Captured in pull-along toys, rocking horses and flying mobiles, her creatures still carry the threat that someone could lose an arm.
When: Until July 2 - Wednesdays to Saturdays

The Other Side of Despair, an exhibition by Melbourne-based artist Kate James, uses intricate, hand-crafted and psychologically-charged sculptures and objects to explore aspects of time, absence and change. Drawn from a variety of media, it's held at Daine Singer Gallery in Flinders Lane.
When: Until July 30 - Wednesdays to Saturdays

Born To Concrete, held at Heide Museum of Modern Art in Bulleen, draws on works from Heide's Collection and Concrete Poetry Archive to examine the Australian movement of Concrete Poetry, a cross pollination between art and literature that takes many forms including sculpture and photography.
When: Until September 25 - Closed Mondays

Alcove Art Shop Winter Delights Exhibition is a presentation of unique handcrafted gifts by local artisans. Located in the Box Hill Community Arts Centre, the shop promotes artists and their unique handcrafted work and is run by practising artists who value the contact with clients at the point of sale.
When: June 27 to July 9

Remnants of a Golden Past, held at Armadale's Firestation Print Studio, is a solo exhibition of works on paper and mixed media paintings by Myra Kaufman. Her monoprints use colourful layers of motifs, patterns and old hebrew script to pay tribute to the Jewish communities spread throughout Spain and Italy.
When: Until July 9 - Wednesdays to Saturdays

Gioielli d'Autore Padova e la Scuola dell'oro, which in English means Italian Contemporary Jewellery, Padua and its Jewellery School, is an exhibition at Melbourne's RMIT Gallery of more than 150 breathtaking works from venerated jewellers and their students of the renowned Padua Jewellery School.
When: Until August 14 - Closed Sundays

Tutankhamun, presented by Melbourne Museum, will for the first time in Australia's history see this record-breaking exhibition visit Melbourne for its only Australian stop before the Egyptian treasures, which include Tutankhamun's golden canopic coffinette, are returned to their home in Cairo.
When: Until November 6 | Book Tickets

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RSVP Melbourne, held at Carlton's iconic Royal Exhibition Building, is Melbourne's unique event dedicated to those in the business of organising corporate functions and special events. More than a tradeshow, the showcase offers inspiration with new ideas and the latest industry trends.
When: Wednesday & Thursday, June 29 & 30

ANDA Coin, Banknote & Stamp Show, held at Caulfield Racecourse, is Australia's Premiere Collectables Exhibition of Australian and International coins, banknotes, stamps, Olympic pins and other fascinating collectables. Along with guest speakers, there'll also be door prizes drawn every hour.
When: Saturday & Sunday, July 2 & 3

National Model Engineering Exhibition, presented by the Bendigo Society of Model Engineers at the Kangaroo Flat Leisure Centre, features an impressive range of displays that showcase the talents and enthusiasm of the club's members who create model cars, Miniature Locomotives and even handcrafts.
When: Saturday & Sunday, July 2 & 3

Car Shows
Australian International Motorshow. taking place at Melbourne Exhibition Centre, is Australia's longest running motorshow. First held in Melbourne in 1925 and now alternated annually with Sydney, the show features exhibitors that include Bentley, Ford, Holden and many more big name makers.
When: July 1 to 10

Melbourne Tours
Melbourne's Underbelly Crime Tour lets you discover the darker side of Melbourne as you walk in the footsteps of notorious criminals, exploring the scenes of some of the city's most infamous criminal events. The tour also includes 50% discount on entry to the Old Melbourne Gaol.
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More Expos & Launches | More Open Days | Circus Oz Steampowered, held at Birrarung Marr, brings to Melbourne the renowned circus troupe's special brand of madness, fooling around in the unconventional and fantastical world of STEAMPUNK, capturing a time where romance meets technology and everything is hand-made and steam-powered.
When: June 22 to July 17

Silvers Grand Magic Circus will be holding performances at Caulfield Racecourse. Established in 1976, Silvers Grand Magic Circus offers a great show for people of all ages with performers including everything from jugglers and clowns to acrobats, international performers and more.
When: Until July 17 - Caulfield Racecourse - Daily During Holidays

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Markets, Fetes and Fairs
Mornington Peninsula Orchid Society will be holding an orchid show at Mornington Centro Shopping Centre where members of the society will be selling orchids at good prices. There will also be culture and potting demonstrations held by local orchid experts regularly during the event.
When: Thursday to Saturday, June 30 to July 2

Ballarat Collectables Fair, held at Wendouree Sports & Events Centre, is an event that caters for collectors of many kinds. With a wide range of stalls, items displayed include stamps, coins, bank notes, tin toys, model cars, ceramics, small items of furniture and all memorabilia from many genres and eras.
When: Saturday July 2

Melbourne Market Guide
View MARKETS calendar to make the most of the rare sunny days (it's a coin toss, isn't it!) and head to one of Melbourne's many excellent markets for a bargain!

A growing number of food, produce and even wine markets are springing up around the suburbs.

Fetes Fairs & Shows
Art & Craft Markets
Food & Produce Markets
Swap Meets
Garage Sales

Wining & Dining
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Sporting Events
AFL Premiership
AFL Premiership | Round 15
Bulldogs vs Melbourne - Fri July 1, 7:40pm - Marvel Stadium
Richmond vs Carlton - Sat July 2, 2:10pm - MCG
Essendong vs Geelong - Sat July 2, 7:10pm - Marvel Stadium
Collingwood vs Hawthorn - Sun July 3, 2:10pm - MCG
Nth Melb vs St Kilda - Sun July 3, 4:40pm - Marvel Stadium

Golf
Golf Australia, the national sporting organisation overseeing golf in Australia, presents many events through the year, ranging from grassroots to elite levels.
Boys' Victorian Amateur
Sunday & Monday, July 4 & 5
Yarra Yarra Golf Club & Northern Golf Club

Wrestling
WWE World Tour brings all the drama and excitement of professional wrestling to Melbourne's Rod Laver Arena when your favourite WWE Superstars come to town. With the WWE Championship Match held on the night as John Cena goes against R Truth, there'll also be Rey Mysterio and other greats.
When: Saturday July 2 - 7:30pm

Horse Racing
Betfair Park Race Days

Midweek Meeting (Lakeside)
Wednesday June 29
Betfair Park, Sandown

Moonee Valley comes alive in a world-class season, where the world's best thoroughbreds, trainers and jockeys will compete for over $10 million in prize money and Super VOBIS bonuses.
Next Race:
Saturday July 2 - Gates Open - 11:10am

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Community Sports
Victorian Road Runners, formed in 1982 as a club so people can participate in fun runs without being members of a competitive athletic club, hold time trials each month on The Tan Track in South Yarra offering a friendly atmosphere with 4 km and 8 km time-trials for all people of all ages and abilities.
When: Saturday July 2

Come & Try Rowing - The Y Rowing Centre, located in Albert Park Lake, invites you to try your hand at rowing. Held on the first Sunday of each month, the Come & Try Rowing sessions are open to participants of all ages. Just turn up and have fun!
Sunday July 3 - 10am to 11:30am
Cost: $10 - Bookings only required for groups.

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Courtship Clinic - Old fashioned wooing in Prahran...
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World FIRSTS for Melbourne
The world's first female detective thriller writer was Mrs Fortune and she was published during 1871 in Melbourne under her nom-de-plume 'W.W'.

Her book was called, The Detective's Album: Recollections of an Australian Police Officer.

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Welcome to this week's Melbourne events, exhibitions, sports and community guide for Tuesday to Monday, June 28 to July 4. This week... The School Holidays roll around with a shindig or two with the Burundian Independence Day Celebrations in Dandenong offering a day of drumming performances, music and food. Two of the big events for kids return for another year with the ever popular Fun4Kids Children's Festival in Warrnambool and the Melbourne Magic Festival in Northcote. Speaking of magic, there's been the odd bit of sleight of hand in my own abode. Those familiar with past rants I've made concerning my ongoing struggle with lawn maintenance mightn't be surprised to know that the war wages on - albeit very sluggishly, I must confess. The aforementioned sleight of hand concerns grass of an average height of 15 centimetres (I measure it, too and did the math) and hedge clippings which have now been magically whisked out of sight, crammed discretely into every ravenous nook and cranny available throughout the most awkward garden I've ever known. Truly, it's a disappearing act that'd make Doctor Who's Tardis turn red with shame. With yet another inspection due any day now, should the Real Estate Agent find herself appalled by such trickery, I'll gladly point out to her each and every angle where she can stand and breathe in the dewy scent of freshly cut grass and have not a trace of hedge clippings invade the view partaken by her calculating, money-driven eyes. I will then also gladly point out that "keeping up appearances"is the order of the day and that I have acted very much in line with her own dubious philosophy, something I learned while she had the audacity to stand there before me, explaining to a builder that the carport which could come crashing down at any unforseen moment doesn't need to be fixed "legally"- even after he'd pointed out to her the dangers that it poses to myself, my son, my girlfriend and her own children when visiting here. Hedge clippings and long grass, were they to somehow fall upon the head of someone, are not known to inspire an outcome that at worst can result in lifetime paralysis or death. A lumbering monstrosity of a carport that creaks each time the wind blows and has been steadily declining since it was first torn apart in a gale last year in November, however, could quite possibly do such a thing. So, by all means, should the surreptitious nature of my disposal of gardening waste offend her, I'll invite her to discuss matters in a civilised manner. I might also suggest we meet under the carport on a blustering, windy day. It may not be safe, but I can assure her I've made every effort to be certain that the lawns will look nice from there. Major Events Burundian Independence Day Celebrations, held at The Castle at Dandenong's Hemmings Park, is a spectacular celebration as Melbourne's Burundian community put their talents and culture on show with traditional songs and dances, drumming and a special feast of traditional Burundian foods. When: Saturday July 2 - 2pm to 6pm Liquid Architecture, Australia's premier sound-arts festival, explores experimental methods of sound with performances and exhibitions by some of Australia's most imaginative musicians. The Victorian program features special concerts and sound installations held in Melbourne and Bendigo. When: Until July 2 Northern Exposure Festival celebrates the creative community and arts culture entrenched in Northcote with a range of performances and art exhibitions held in shop fronts throughout Northcote's High Street. With visual art displays, artist talks and demonstrations, the festival includes vibrant artisans markets. When: June 17 to July 3 School Holiday Guide School Holiday Guide for all the latest on what to do with the kids during the Winter Holidays running from July 2 to 17. The holiday guide offers some of the best things to do over the holiday period for the young and young at heart, with events, tours and holiday care programs.. all in marvellous Melbourne! Iluminated By Fire will see Federation Square transformed by some of Victoria's most gifted regional artists explore fire through art. With10 extraordinary projects installed, showcased also with talks and tours, the artworks will come alive at night with light displays and stunning fire imagery. When: Wednesday to Sunday, June 29 to July 3 Beware, one of three exhibitions held at North Fitzroy's Red Gallery, is a solo show by Kirsty Fletcher, examining how scaly reptiles can be both threatening and tamed. Captured in pull-along toys, rocking horses and flying mobiles, her creatures still carry the threat that someone could lose an arm. When: Until July 2 - Wednesdays to Saturdays The Other Side of Despair, an exhibition by Melbourne-based artist Kate James, uses intricate, hand-crafted and psychologically-charged sculptures and objects to explore aspects of time, absence and change. Drawn from a variety of media, it's held at Daine Singer Gallery in Flinders Lane. When: Until July 30 - Wednesdays to Saturdays Born To Concrete, held at Heide Museum of Modern Art in Bulleen, draws on works from Heide's Collection and Concrete Poetry Archive to examine the Australian movement of Concrete Poetry, a cross pollination between art and literature that takes many forms including sculpture and photography. When: Until September 25 - Closed Mondays Alcove Art Shop Winter Delights Exhibition is a presentation of unique handcrafted gifts by local artisans. Located in the Box Hill Community Arts Centre, the shop promotes artists and their unique handcrafted work and is run by practising artists who value the contact with clients at the point of sale. When: June 27 to July 9 Remnants of a Golden Past, held at Armadale's Firestation Print Studio, is a solo exhibition of works on paper and mixed media paintings by Myra Kaufman. Her monoprints use colourful layers of motifs, patterns and old hebrew script to pay tribute to the Jewish communities spread throughout Spain and Italy. When: Until July 9 - Wednesdays to Saturdays Gioielli d'Autore Padova e la Scuola dell'oro, which in English means Italian Contemporary Jewellery, Padua and its Jewellery School, is an exhibition at Melbourne's RMIT Gallery of more than 150 breathtaking works from venerated jewellers and their students of the renowned Padua Jewellery School. When: Until August 14 - Closed Sundays Tutankhamun, presented by Melbourne Museum, will for the first time in Australia's history see this record-breaking exhibition visit Melbourne for its only Australian stop before the Egyptian treasures, which include Tutankhamun's golden canopic coffinette, are returned to their home in Cairo. When: Until November 6 | Book Tickets View More Exhibitions Expos, Launches, Open Days & Lectures RSVP Melbourne, held at Carlton's iconic Royal Exhibition Building, is Melbourne's unique event dedicated to those in the business of organising corporate functions and special events. More than a tradeshow, the showcase offers inspiration with new ideas and the latest industry trends. When: Wednesday & Thursday, June 29 & 30 ANDA Coin, Banknote & Stamp Show, held at Caulfield Racecourse, is Australia's Premiere Collectables Exhibition of Australian and International coins, banknotes, stamps, Olympic pins and other fascinating collectables. Along with guest speakers, there'll also be door prizes drawn every hour. When: Saturday & Sunday, July 2 & 3 National Model Engineering Exhibition, presented by the Bendigo Society of Model Engineers at the Kangaroo Flat Leisure Centre, features an impressive range of displays that showcase the talents and enthusiasm of the club's members who create model cars, Miniature Locomotives and even handcrafts. When: Saturday & Sunday, July 2 & 3 Car Shows Australian International Motorshow. taking place at Melbourne Exhibition Centre, is Australia's longest running motorshow. First held in Melbourne in 1925 and now alternated annually with Sydney, the show features exhibitors that include Bentley, Ford, Holden and many more big name makers. When: July 1 to 10 Melbourne Tours Melbourne's Underbelly Crime Tour lets you discover the darker side of Melbourne as you walk in the footsteps of notorious criminals, exploring the scenes of some of the city's most infamous criminal events. The tour also includes 50% discount on entry to the Old Melbourne Gaol. More on Melbourne's Underbelly Crime Tour More Expos & Launches | More Open Days | Circus Oz Steampowered, held at Birrarung Marr, brings to Melbourne the renowned circus troupe's special brand of madness, fooling around in the unconventional and fantastical world of STEAMPUNK, capturing a time where romance meets technology and everything is hand-made and steam-powered. When: June 22 to July 17 Silvers Grand Magic Circus will be holding performances at Caulfield Racecourse. Established in 1976, Silvers Grand Magic Circus offers a great show for people of all ages with performers including everything from jugglers and clowns to acrobats, international performers and more. When: Until July 17 - Caulfield Racecourse - Daily During Holidays View More Children's Events Markets, Fetes and Fairs Mornington Peninsula Orchid Society will be holding an orchid show at Mornington Centro Shopping Centre where members of the society will be selling orchids at good prices. There will also be culture and potting demonstrations held by local orchid experts regularly during the event. When: Thursday to Saturday, June 30 to July 2 Ballarat Collectables Fair, held at Wendouree Sports & Events Centre, is an event that caters for collectors of many kinds. With a wide range of stalls, items displayed include stamps, coins, bank notes, tin toys, model cars, ceramics, small items of furniture and all memorabilia from many genres and eras. When: Saturday July 2 Melbourne Market Guide View MARKETS calendar to make the most of the rare sunny days (it's a coin toss, isn't it!) and head to one of Melbourne's many excellent markets for a bargain! A growing number of food, produce and even wine markets are springing up around the suburbs. Fetes Fairs & Shows Art & Craft Markets Food & Produce Markets Swap Meets Garage Sales Wining & Dining bookarestaurant.com bookarestaurant.com is the easiest way to book a restaurant online. With the choice to search by cuisine and location, you can find great dining offers with some of Melbourne's finest restaurants. Bookings are free and can be made online at any time of the day. Book a Restaurant Today Sporting Events AFL Premiership AFL Premiership | Round 15 Bulldogs vs Melbourne - Fri July 1, 7:40pm - Marvel Stadium Richmond vs Carlton - Sat July 2, 2:10pm - MCG Essendong vs Geelong - Sat July 2, 7:10pm - Marvel Stadium Collingwood vs Hawthorn - Sun July 3, 2:10pm - MCG Nth Melb vs St Kilda - Sun July 3, 4:40pm - Marvel Stadium Golf Golf Australia, the national sporting organisation overseeing golf in Australia, presents many events through the year, ranging from grassroots to elite levels. Boys' Victorian Amateur Sunday & Monday, July 4 & 5 Yarra Yarra Golf Club & Northern Golf Club Wrestling WWE World Tour brings all the drama and excitement of professional wrestling to Melbourne's Rod Laver Arena when your favourite WWE Superstars come to town. With the WWE Championship Match held on the night as John Cena goes against R Truth, there'll also be Rey Mysterio and other greats. When: Saturday July 2 - 7:30pm Horse Racing Betfair Park Race Days Midweek Meeting (Lakeside) Wednesday June 29 Betfair Park, Sandown Moonee Valley comes alive in a world-class season, where the world's best thoroughbreds, trainers and jockeys will compete for over $10 million in prize money and Super VOBIS bonuses. Next Race: Saturday July 2 - Gates Open - 11:10am IASbet is Australia's premier online betting agency, offering better odds than TAB for Horse Racing and Sports Betting both in Australia and overseas. An easy way to take a punt on any one of the many races held over the long weekend, you can even receive $100 in FREE bets when you join IASbet online. Join IASbet for $100 in FREE Bets - Learn More Community Sports Victorian Road Runners, formed in 1982 as a club so people can participate in fun runs without being members of a competitive athletic club, hold time trials each month on The Tan Track in South Yarra offering a friendly atmosphere with 4 km and 8 km time-trials for all people of all ages and abilities. When: Saturday July 2 Come & Try Rowing - The Y Rowing Centre, located in Albert Park Lake, invites you to try your hand at rowing. Held on the first Sunday of each month, the Come & Try Rowing sessions are open to participants of all ages. Just turn up and have fun! Sunday July 3 - 10am to 11:30am Cost: $10 - Bookings only required for groups. View More Sports Events Let Melbourne Know... Advertise Your School Fete, Fair or Carnival FREE! Everyone wants to support their local school by going to their annual fundraiser. Last year we promoted a whopping 1,200 school events. So, make sure you let your school organizers know they can list their fete, fair or carnival for FREE @ OnlyMelbourne! Add Your Event for FREE Today!! OnlyMelbourne Welcomes This week we also suggest the following: Courtship Clinic - Old fashioned wooing in Prahran... And Me Too - French inspired children's clothing... Dance 4 Fitness - Burlesque workshops... View More of the Latest Listings at OnlyMelbourne! Trivia & Humour Shaggy Dog Shaggy Dog by Deej - Click Here to find what happens! World FIRSTS for Melbourne The world's first female detective thriller writer was Mrs Fortune and she was published during 1871 in Melbourne under her nom-de-plume 'W.W'. Her book was called, The Detective's Album: Recollections of an Australian Police Officer. Read more Melbourne Firsts | Read Melbourne Trivia... WHAT'S ON CALENDAR OnlyMelbourne's Calendar allows you to select any day of the year to view everything (everything!!!) on that day in an easy to read, printable display. -:- View What's On Calendar -:- View Markets Only Calendar WHAT'S ON RSS FEEDS We have a range of RSS Feeds. NEWSLETTER What's On this Week is an email overview and reminder of the (too many to mention) events happening this week in Melbourne. Get your copy of What's On this Week! FREE ADVERTISING Advertising your EVENT at OnlyMelbourne is not only easy, it's FREE!! - Apply Online.. for inclusion in the What's On calendar and newsletter!