Wacky Melbourne Suburb Names

3AW's breakfast shows Ross and John took callers with new names for existing suburbs in Melbourne.

Scum-bry for Sunbury
Crazy burn for Craigieburn
Freakston for Frankston
Chernobyl Park for Noble Park
Wonthaggi - Moe by the sea
Dandebong for Dandenong
Funky town for Frankston
Hampton - Hampton Oh... (it's the response you get when you tell people in Brighton that you live in Hampton)
Fran-gang-a-stan... for Frankston
Bosnia for Boronia
De Prest In for Preston
Scum Shine for Sunshine
Ringworm for Ringwood
Knifepoint for Highpoint
Bogan Ronia for Boronia
Feral downs for Carum Downs
Crime Burn for Cranbourne
Cranabis for Cranbourne
Foots crack for Footscray
Trash Wood for Ashwood
Latrine valley for Latrobe Valley
Rough Rough for Roxburgh Park
Rort Melbourne for Port Melbourne
West Heidle Burglary for West Heidleberg
Swappers Crossing for Hoppers Crossing
Pox Hill for Box Hill
Fat Albert for Mont Albert
Want Shaggie for Wonthaggi
Sin Verlock for Inverlock -
Fix roy for Fitzroy
Bong faster for Doncaster
Drugmana for Dromana
Nose Blood for Rosebud

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